December 2010
1 post
A New Holiday
‘Tis the season.
And that’s the problem, isn’t it?
For all you non-Christmas believers let me just say you’re all a bunch of losers. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. Not in the poor sportsmanship kind of way or even a “my god’s better than yours” kind of way but in a “you have lost the battle” kind of way. Lost the battle to that juggernaut that is Corporate Christmas steam-rolling...
November 2010
2 posts
What's The Difference Between Regular and Decaf...
fakescience:
we’ve secretly replaced their coffee with folger’s crystals…
Memo to Adam
Dear Mr. Lambert,
Whatta I want from you? Thanks for asking!
How about we start with a whole lot less whining. We’ll come back to your choice in guy-liner color once we’re done with that more pressing matter.
Yours in FM radio hell,
Toddlr
July 2010
1 post
“One more complaint and I’ll arbitrarily “fix” another bug to...”
– imaginary email from steve jobs
April 2010
1 post
October 2009
3 posts
5 Stars!
This is an AWESOME recipe. I followed it exactly except I added balsamic vinegar, salt, pepper, oregano and 2 very large cloves of garlic run through a garlic press. Also, I did not put in the Coca-Cola or the onions. I didn’t have any pork shoulder around so I used chicken instead and used a frying pan instead of the slow cooker. I then added BBQ sauce to cover the chicken completely and sort of...
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
1 post
““However,” Piecyk adds, “with only 41 apps available we wonder how apps with...”
– Digital Daily - Sage
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
2 posts
Memo to Kelly
Dear Ms Clarkson,
Don’t take this the wrong way, but my life would not suck without you.
Yours in FM Radio Hell,
Toddlr
ps: Just because you can sing notes high enough to make a dog cry and chew off its own ears doesn’t mean you should.
Hey. Here's an iPhone idea
Why doesn’t everyone just shut the hell up and wait a few more days to see what Apple actually launches on the 8th?
-Sent from my iPhone…. Ok. Not really. Sent from my piece of shit Treo with an edited signature line.
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
1 post
Zappos Map
What are your neighbors buying now? →
March 2009
3 posts
“The gang says an involuntary severance package will be forced upon those being...”
– 250 Jobs To Go In Limerick Drug Gangs Merger | Gubuwire
World's First Twitter Post
It occured to me reading about the engraving found in Lincoln’s pocketwatch (below) that this accounting of the historical record of the time was constrained to a ~140 character limit that sounded vaguely familiar….
“148 year old Twitter post…
“Jonathan Dillon April 13 -...”
– Lincoln’s Pocket Watch: Engraving Hidden Inside, Museum Reveals
February 2009
2 posts
December 2008
1 post
“SHAVE CUSS WORDS INTO YOUR DOG’S FUR
The benefits should be pretty...”
– JOE MATHLETE’S GREAT AMERICAN BLOG
August 2008
2 posts
“Ah, memories of standing outside on the front lawn with my old man, admiring the...”
– Pixifoods Part I
July 2008
2 posts
“He repeated the story of Benjamin Franklin, on first seeing a hot-air balloon,...”
– The Jetpack - From Comics to a Liftoff in the Yard - NYTimes.com
“Today is the youngest you will ever be. Act like it.”
– Blog Maverick - Sage
September 2007
1 post
Gratuitous iPhone Post
i have nothing to add to the discussion, just felt bad that we didn’t have an iPhone mention in months….
June 2007
2 posts
if i ever use the word "meme" just turn off my...
no questions asked. DNR.
“The only redeeming part of Silicon Valley now is the burritos. A San Francisco...”
– uncov / Sproose: FREE V1agra Cialis (sproose)
May 2007
16 posts
“You’ll be giving head to a 12-gauge within a week.”
– Perhaps the best single line in a product review I’ve ever seen. From uncov’s review of Pageflakes “new” feature Pagecast. uncov - Pageflakes Takes Another Stab at Relevance, Fails
i don't twit. don't ask me.
WatchScoop!!! The ofone - Microsoft’s armor against Apple’s iPhone! - My iPhone
“A SIDE-BY-SIDE COMPARISON OF JOHNNIE WILSON’S BRAND-NEW BIG WHEEL AND MY...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: A Side-by-Side Comparison of Johnnie Wilson’s Brand-New Big Wheel and My Hand-Me-Down Red Tricycle.
Street Names to avoid?
$98/sq. ft. for houses on streets like “Shotgun” or “Shoot Out”. $103/sq. ft. on more politically correct street names in Austin.
Austin Real Estate Blog - Austin TX Real Estate » Blog Archive » Austin Street Names - Does a Politically Incorrect Street Name Affect Home Value?
“We are a group of proud and loyal American patriots who are troubled by too many...”
– 4/29truth.com » About
“Haven’t these children suffered enough?”
– OK, that’s $176 for the laptop, $3 for Windows and $500 for the remote tech support : Good Morning Silicon Valley
April 2007
23 posts
Going Green
To paraphrase Tears for Fears, “Everybody wants to save the world” but this Sheryl Crow thing is really taking it too far…
“Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of...”
– BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Crow calls for limit on loo paper
“Redmond, Washington-based Microsoft said it plans to offer a software package...”
– Microsoft Aims To Add 1 Billion More Users By 2015 — Microsoft — InformationWeek
website created using major appliances. of course.... →
“Reminds me of some of the things America has done at its worst. Commies....”
– Wales, O’Reilly censorship charter porked by blogosphere | The Register
“I am Luis Ramirez, a member of the committee in charge of the citizen-led...”
– Sage - One Laptop Per Child News